On the Lighter side...
...Here are a few Shrewd quick ones for those who tend to be scatterbrains - me being one of them - and some dry jokes...they could always come in handy! Jokes: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreak What do cows serve during an earthquake? Milkshakes At a towning company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows!" Mental breakdown in progress - do not disturb! Lines: I love dealines. I especially like the whooshing sound as they go flying by... I couldn't repair your your brakes, so I made your horn louder When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant! I don't what your problem is, I'll bet it's hard to pronounce! Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. The only subtitution for good manners is fast reflexes Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked i...